Three Girls Bakery

Pike Place Market
Lunch, 12:30 PM

Tourist: Is there a Hard Rock Cafe in Seattle?

Employee: [loudly] Does anyone know if there is a Hard Rock Cafe in Seattle?

Everyone: NO!

Local #1: [to Tourist] You know, Seattle has local restaurants that are a lot better than that place!

Tourist: Oh, well, it's for my son. He collected t-shirts from them while he was in Europe and I wanted to get him one from here.

Local #2: [aside to friend] Do you know what the only chain at the Market is? Yeah, the Original Starbucks.

Employee: You aren't going to Starbucks are you?

Local #2: No, hell no! I thought this was Starbucks. Just kidding!

Employee: Good. Good. I was going to say....